If you’re menopausal, its not rape!!


Women! Please please please, for God sake, learn today as we teach you what rape is:

#1 It is a violation of woman’s ‘purity’

#2 It is forceful intercourse provided that it is done by a person other than your pati parmeshwar and it is within your ‘child bearing age’

Ok? Do you all get this basic concept now? Please don’t confuse it with stupid things like “theft of choice” and “violation of your person” and puhleaseeeeee don’t start with those feminist thingies!

Our very honourable High Court of Delhi has passed a insightful judgment.

Facts of the case:

A woman, 60 years of age, was found murdered. Beside her was found a man in inebriated state. The post-mortem of woman’s body indicated forceful intercourse and alcohol.

Learned judgment:

#1 It is proved beyond reasonable doubt from the postmortem report that the woman too had consumed alcohol before she was subjected to sexual intercourse.

#2 Achey Lal, even if held guilty for causing the offence of rape, cannot be held guilty of murderas he neither had any intention nor knowledge that such a forceful act of sexual intercourse would cause the death of the woman.

#3 As regards the offence punishable under Section 376 (rape) of the IPC, the woman was aged over 60 years, thus beyond the age of menopause. We find force in the contention of the counsel for the appellant (Achey) that even if the sexual intercourse was forceful, it was not forcible and contrary to the wishes and consent of the deceased.”

What you need to learn:

#1 If the woman has alcohol, she loses her right to cry foul.

#2 Since the poor man did not know that forceful sexual intercourse would kill her, he can not be called a murderer.

#3 Since the woman was menopausal, it is not forceful even if it was.

Links to this learned judgment are here, here and here.

Do I even write beyond this point? I don’t know!!! Am I shocked? Am I utterly baffled? Am I feeling murderous? Am I losing my sanity? What the fuck was this! Not considered forcible even if it was forceful because the woman had attained her menopause!!!!

What do these blind idiots think rape is?? What a woman is to them? A child bearing machine? A commodity? If she has lost her ability to bear children, it is not rape!!! Just like theft of a non-productive machinery from some factory is not theft because it was useless to the company? I feel sick to the gut! Where the hell is our country moving?? I can not even think properly!

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